phosfate

Massive nosebleed time! Poor Deb has learned not to freak out at the sight: "Can I get you a bucket?" Appalling scarlet wads of kleenex fill my wastebasket. "This is like...private island bloody!" "Shoe-shopping bloody!" "It's so bloody I'm actually in pain!"*


_{*If you're not from North America, you probably haven't had the pleasure of a certain particularly annoying yoghurt commercial. Be grateful. Private island grateful.}