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Sep. 13th, 2011 01:30 pmThanks for giving me the Kate Gosselin haircut, ma'am. Thank you so bloody much.
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Aug. 17th, 2010 04:10 pmFOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE PHRASE "ALL RIGHT" IS MADE UP OF TWO WORDS! TWO! WORDS!
Sent for a set of Korean "Funfun Brain Stickers." Filled one out last night with the help of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
crantz. Sometimes I think he just makes shit up for laughs.
Click for more biggering.
crantz. Sometimes I think he just makes shit up for laughs. Click for more biggering.
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Dec. 31st, 2009 08:17 pmDIE, 2009! JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY! DIE! DIE DIE DIE!
I should make cocoa.
I should make cocoa.
your quote of the day.
Sep. 4th, 2009 05:00 pm"The quote series is batches of icons with quotes from you're favorite movies, t.v. shows, songs, and more!!
The batches are released with three subjects at a time. Part I was released with School of Rock, Happy Feet,
and Dodgeball! Part II will be released after Part I get's 30+ comments. That means 15 DIFFERNT people
must comment before the new batch is posted. After 10 comments the preview and advertizement for
Part II will be released. So Go check it out!"
--LJ icon maker ad.
Oh no! I hope they get enough comments! Oh!
The batches are released with three subjects at a time. Part I was released with School of Rock, Happy Feet,
and Dodgeball! Part II will be released after Part I get's 30+ comments. That means 15 DIFFERNT people
must comment before the new batch is posted. After 10 comments the preview and advertizement for
Part II will be released. So Go check it out!"
--LJ icon maker ad.
Oh no! I hope they get enough comments! Oh!
for those who missed it
Sep. 1st, 2009 11:22 amVia lizbee, an excellent summing-up of yesterday's "science" survey shitstorm, with links:
http://viv.id.au/blog/20090831.6431/ten-steps-to-a-perfect-fanstorm/
lizbee, an excellent summing-up of yesterday's "science" survey shitstorm, with links:http://viv.id.au/blog/20090831.6431/ten-steps-to-a-perfect-fanstorm/
Thanks for ordering from us but, unfortunately, due to an error in inventory, the book you ordered is no longer in stock. Our sincere apologies.
oh, for fuck's sake
Jan. 16th, 2009 01:07 pmDoctor Who plans to film a special in Dubai.
This is the moral equivalent of filming an episode of I Spy in South Africa.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/garethmcleanblog/2009/jan/16/1
This is the moral equivalent of filming an episode of I Spy in South Africa.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/garethmcleanblog/2009/jan/16/1
"The stress hormone cortisol peaks in your blood around 7 am. So if you get up then, you may experience tension."
--wired.com
Do rage and despair count as tension?
--wired.com
Do rage and despair count as tension?
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Nov. 3rd, 2008 06:23 pmDear Last Level of "Sparkle,"
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Sincerely,
Ann
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Sincerely,
Ann
"Hi. This is T. Boone Pic--" click
Nov. 3rd, 2008 10:02 amHave decided that the only way to cope with robocalls is to not answer the phone for the next two days.
don't you give me no dirty looks
Aug. 3rd, 2008 09:02 pmI really kind of hate Neil Gaiman ever since he pointed out that you could sing 'Greensleeves' to the tune of 'Yakity Yak.'
games suck!
Jul. 29th, 2008 08:39 amI finished Sweetopia, which was lovely and sparkly and made me happy and shit blows up. Then it was ON TO THE DEMO GAMES!
Diner Dash: Flo on the Go -- Oh God, who came up with that title? Is the next one gonna be Diner Dash Out West: Flo Rides the Cotton Pony? Anyway, I'm told that the Diner Dash series is one of the most popular 'casual games' going. It's a game about waitressing. Now, if you've ever worked as a server, you're sure as hell not going to want to play this -- it's too much like work. If you've never worked as a server, you're not going to want to play it -- it's too much like work. Plus, Flo, our heroine, has this habit of standing right next to a table where people are trying to eat. She stares off into space, or scratches, or yawns a bit. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT, FLO, AND YOU'RE LOOMING OVER THEM LIKE A GOLEM. I hate you, Flo.
Chocolatier -- The tedium of shopping lists and baking, but with absolutely none of the rewards. Bonus points, however, for including people of color in the cast.
Pirate Poppers -- The same game as Zuma and Sweetopia, but this time it's all piratey. I friggin' hate pirates. I hate the thrilling Theme from Pirate Poppers. I hate that the designers apparently think that cannon balls are made of carved wood -- they make the same sound as skee-ball. I hate that I start wondering where the treasure I'm amassing originally came from. Is some fragile old lady somewhere still mourning the diamond necklace, her only memento from her late husband? If this candelabra were still in its family, could hocking it save them from poverty, or at least hold some goddamn candles? Also, the title sounds like gay porn, but there is absolutely none to be found. Though the lavender balls are a nice touch.
Dream Chronicles -- Adventure game with Gaudi influence. You wake up to find your husband missing and everybody else in town asleep. Pretty, not too difficult, but not dull. Will probably buy it because the demo cut out just as I got into my in-laws' library and I want to know what happens, goddammit. I have a husband out there somewhere that needs saving!
Diner Dash: Flo on the Go -- Oh God, who came up with that title? Is the next one gonna be Diner Dash Out West: Flo Rides the Cotton Pony? Anyway, I'm told that the Diner Dash series is one of the most popular 'casual games' going. It's a game about waitressing. Now, if you've ever worked as a server, you're sure as hell not going to want to play this -- it's too much like work. If you've never worked as a server, you're not going to want to play it -- it's too much like work. Plus, Flo, our heroine, has this habit of standing right next to a table where people are trying to eat. She stares off into space, or scratches, or yawns a bit. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT, FLO, AND YOU'RE LOOMING OVER THEM LIKE A GOLEM. I hate you, Flo.
Chocolatier -- The tedium of shopping lists and baking, but with absolutely none of the rewards. Bonus points, however, for including people of color in the cast.
Pirate Poppers -- The same game as Zuma and Sweetopia, but this time it's all piratey. I friggin' hate pirates. I hate the thrilling Theme from Pirate Poppers. I hate that the designers apparently think that cannon balls are made of carved wood -- they make the same sound as skee-ball. I hate that I start wondering where the treasure I'm amassing originally came from. Is some fragile old lady somewhere still mourning the diamond necklace, her only memento from her late husband? If this candelabra were still in its family, could hocking it save them from poverty, or at least hold some goddamn candles? Also, the title sounds like gay porn, but there is absolutely none to be found. Though the lavender balls are a nice touch.
Dream Chronicles -- Adventure game with Gaudi influence. You wake up to find your husband missing and everybody else in town asleep. Pretty, not too difficult, but not dull. Will probably buy it because the demo cut out just as I got into my in-laws' library and I want to know what happens, goddammit. I have a husband out there somewhere that needs saving!
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Jul. 19th, 2008 11:16 pmOkay, so, cleaning and re-assembling a refrigerator? When it comes to sight gag set-pieces, totally kicks disassembling the fridge's ass. "OH MY GOD MOTHER PUS BUCKET COCKSUCKER TABARNAC!"
Finished Monarch, the Butterfly King. Was all proud.
Or rather, I reached level 100, and received the message, Congratulations! You have unlocked the Secret Garden portion of the game. Press here to continue playing. "OH MY GOD MOTHER PUS BUCKET COCKSUCKER TABARNAC!"
They say anger is the reason that Donald Duck gets bigger laughs than Mickey Mouse. It's also the reason they have to keep replacing the Donalds when they have brain aneurysms and die.
Finished Monarch, the Butterfly King. Was all proud.
Or rather, I reached level 100, and received the message, Congratulations! You have unlocked the Secret Garden portion of the game. Press here to continue playing. "OH MY GOD MOTHER PUS BUCKET COCKSUCKER TABARNAC!"
They say anger is the reason that Donald Duck gets bigger laughs than Mickey Mouse. It's also the reason they have to keep replacing the Donalds when they have brain aneurysms and die.
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Jul. 5th, 2008 07:18 pmWait. Jesse Helms died?
And I missed it?
Damn!
I don't believe in hell, but I hope nobody ever sits next to you at lunch in heaven, you vile, hateful fuck.
And I missed it?
Damn!
I don't believe in hell, but I hope nobody ever sits next to you at lunch in heaven, you vile, hateful fuck.
The excitement continues.
Jun. 19th, 2008 04:54 pmSpoke with Windstream's tech support (HELLOOOOOOO DELHI ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!), who sent me to HP's tech support. HP will fix the problem for free if I send them my computer. I am reluctant to do this for the obvious not having a goddamn computer while they fix it reason, as well as the it took you fuckers three weeks just to send me the thing in the first place reason, the I don't trust you reason, and the I really hate you reason.
"You have nothing to lose now," says Sharon. "Crack that fucker open."
I chatted online with a Geek Squad guy named Travis, who said they can do it for $60, and probably much less. This means putting the fucker in my car and schlepping it over to Best Buy, which doesn't appeal in much the same way that putting a cat in the car and taking it to the vet doesn't appeal. But it's cheaper than my pshrink and they can actually produce concrete results.
So I think I'll pop the case off when I get home and see if I can do it. If not, hey, it'll already be unplugged, and can go for a ride in the car-car to a nice farm where it can chase rabbits all day.
"You have nothing to lose now," says Sharon. "Crack that fucker open."
I chatted online with a Geek Squad guy named Travis, who said they can do it for $60, and probably much less. This means putting the fucker in my car and schlepping it over to Best Buy, which doesn't appeal in much the same way that putting a cat in the car and taking it to the vet doesn't appeal. But it's cheaper than my pshrink and they can actually produce concrete results.
So I think I'll pop the case off when I get home and see if I can do it. If not, hey, it'll already be unplugged, and can go for a ride in the car-car to a nice farm where it can chase rabbits all day.
