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"Verily, we are well met again, Abraham Lincoln."

"Looks that way, Henry VIII. I hope yew enjoyed that drumstick, 'cuz it's yer last one."

"I do not fear you, Abraham Lincoln. Nor do...my six wives!"

::Henry's six wives appear, dressed as Elizabethan sentai ninjas, or something::

"Yew stinker, Henry VIII! I knew yew was a big ol' cheater. That's why I didn't come alone. GIT 'EM, MARY!"

::Mary Todd Lincoln appears, a huge, Hulk-like creature in a black mourning dress. She charges into Henry and the Six Wives, roaring. Lincoln brandishes his deadly coal shovel, while Henry produces an enormous platter of drumsticks and dainties, which he loads into his missile launcher.::

::carnage ensues::
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